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Saturday, January 11, 2025

199 Things ain't what they used to be

This year (2025) it will be 60 years since I started at Durham University.  I find it almost mind boggling when I realise that 60 years before then it was 1905.  As I prove regularly, someone dressed in the typical attire of 1965 wouldn’t look much out of place today, whereas someone in the clothes of 1905 would have looked very odd indeed in 1965.

Science fiction films about events that take place in the future, show people in tight fitting clothes of pastel shades that are obviously made of synthetic material.  Study of Star Trek reveals that the woollen pullover will have completely disappeared by Stardate 1207.3 (Sunday, May 11th, 2256).

If wool is no longer required in 200 years, what does the future hold for sheep?  I’ve read that just as we regard slavery and the burning of witches with horror and revulsion today, people quite soon in the future will regard our eating of meat in the same way.  

Because of the popularity of betting and gambling, the future of the horse seems secure but if it weren’t for our dietary preferences and clothing needs, the cow and the sheep would surely have gone the way of the mammoth, the quagga and the Tasmanian tiger by now.  What do vegans have to say about that?

Looking at street scenes from 1905, 1965 and 2025, the most obvious change is the reduction in the number of people visible, the absence of horses and the corresponding increase in cars, vans and lorries.  

It can’t be seen but the 1965 street noise level must be much greater than that of 60 years earlier.  I suspect that the city centre noise is at its all-time highest now in 2025 but with the relatively rapid introduction of electric vehicles, our streets will become quieter.  

My nephew is a frequent visitor to Shanghai where virtually all vehicles are electrically powered.  He says that street noise there is almost silence - just a constant background hum.  I have no idea how noisy hydrogen fuelled vehicles will be but they must surely be quieter than petrol engines.

A striking difference in street scenes over the 120 years is the change in the ethnicity of the crowds of people.  Pedestrians in photographs from 1905 are exclusively white.  Spectators at football matches are not only white but they are exclusively male too. 

In a photograph I have of the students at Hatfield College, Durham taken in 1968, there is just one black student among the 350 in shot.   Today, more than 30% of undergraduate students at Durham are from a Black or Minority Ethnic background and that figure has trebled since 2010.

By just looking at photographs of heads, it is fairly easy to tell those from 1905 and to some extent, their social class.  Every man and woman wore a hat when outside.  Working class men wore what almost seem to be cricket caps.  Indeed, Oscar Wilde in The Ballard of Reading Gaol written in 1897, describes a convicted murderer taking exercise in the yard “In a suit of shabby gray;  A cricket cap was on his head,….” 

Most women in the street wore bonnets that were fairly small, on top of a pile of hair, while those of a higher class wore hats that soared above their head. These were known as “3 Story” or “Flower Pots”.

In 1965, hats had all but disappeared. They were no longer a fashion accessory and seem only to have been worn in the event of rain or extreme cold.  Today, in 2025, head covering is becoming fashionable again but mainly, it appears, among shoplifters.

The jeans that I wear today would not have attracted attention or odd looks in 1965 but jeans were virtually unknown in the UK in 1905.  

I have a shirt in my wardrobe today that I am possibly wearing in a photograph that was taken in 1975 or was bought later but they both have the same pattern and the same collar shape.  It may not be the same shirt but it is exactly similar.  It could therefore be 60 years old but I have no idea when I acquired it. 

Both Caroline’s hair and mine would not look out of place in 1965 but our hairstyles would both seem odd or eccentric in 1905.  Then, men had short hair containing Brilliantine that was combed back and often with a centre parting.  Women all had long hair.  Apart from its texture and a (slight) change in colour, my hair has looked exactly the same over the past 70 years.  

Body shapes have changed. This photograph taken of Lowestoft South beach in 1964 for the town’s tourist office sums it up. 

Not a single overweight person to be seen.  I suspect that is how a beach scene from 1905 would have looked similar if the women had been attired less modestly than they were.

Of course, it is technology that has changed more than anything since 1965. I would never have written anything like this even in 1995 unless I were a professional writer as the only person who could have read it would be Caroline.  Only professional writers and authors would have written for unknown readers. 

In 1965, if I wanted to know if the word preceding ‘shoplifters’ in an earlier paragraph should be ‘among’ or ‘amongst’, I would have had to visit the library and find a volume that helped.  

If I wanted to know the year that Oscar Wilde wrote The Ballard of Reading Gaol, I would have had to do something similar but instead, by using Google, I just entered “among  amongst” and then “wilde reading gaol” and had the answers almost immediately.  With the advent of Artificial Intelligence, it is impossible to even imagine what will be happening in 2085.

In 1965, there were three television channels.  Of course, in 1905 there weren’t any whereas today, there are around 500.

The winning exhibit of the 2024 Turner Prize was a red Ford Escort covered in an oversized doily with pop music blaring from its speakers.  The “artist” who collected £25,000 for this “immersive sonic score, reflecting inherited and withheld histories” was female and a Sikh so that was fashionably and suitably diverse; a concept that was unimaginable in 1965.

It’s not as if she built the car or crocheted the doily herself.  I doubt that she even covered the car with the doily on her own, but the idea of doing so was hers and so she is, by definition, a conceptual artist. 

Conceptual artists are those who create art where the idea is more important than the final product.  By that definition, I’m a conceptual artist because my ideas are always more important than the final product as there never is one.  No one from 1905 or 1965 would believe it.

There was controversy about art in the past.  In 1907 Picasso created Les Demoiselles d'Avignon. It shows five nude female prostitutes in a brothel in Barcelona.  It was hugely controversial and led to widespread anger and much argument.  Henri Matisse considered the work something of a bad joke. Today, it's considered a revolutionary piece that was the beginning of modern art.  Maybe, the Ford Escort will be revered in 2085.

Something that happened in 1965 but never in 1905 or, it seems in 2025, is hitchhiking.  Hitchhiking to Durham from Lowestoft and back in the mid-sixties saved me the train fare of £3 each way or, as I used to think of it, 36 pints of beer. Six times a year in those days, every roundabout along the A1 had three or four hitchhikers standing and waiting and often getting soaked.  I haven’t seen a student in a college scarf waving a thumb at traffic for more than 30 years.

In 1905, a pint of beer was one old penny (0.4p).            

43p a pint allowing for inflation.

In 1965 it was 1/8 (8½p) a pint).                                

£1.38p a pint allowing for inflation.

Today, beer is around £5.00 a pint.  

The only fast-food outlets throughout England in 1905 were more than 20,000 fish and chip shops.  There were also a few Chinese restaurants with the main concentration of them being in the Limehouse or Chinatown district of London.

I can remember the first Chinese restaurant to open in Lowestoft where I was at school.  It was in 1964 and the cost of the set lunch was 4/6 (22½p).  In 2025 there are around 20 Chinese and 8 Indian restaurants in Lowestoft.

Near to Hatfield College in 1965, was a Chinese restaurant and it was a rule that someone in the group had to order number 42 so that we could hear the waiter say, “Praw bambooshoo washay.”  

Yesterday evening, I saw the exact same dish on an online takeaway menu.  I had to have it.  I phoned and spoke to a young lady.  

“Praw bambooshoo washay,” I said.  

“Yes sir,” she said.  “Prawns, bamboo shoots and water chestnuts.  Would you like any rice?”

 

Tuesday, August 3, 2021

181 Warfare by Crossword

I’ve posted nothing lately because as far as I’m concerned, nothing’s happened.  Since Lockdown started last March, I’ve been forced to stay at home and so I’ve been unable to do much.  Consequently, I’ve had nothing to write about.

However, a couple of days ago, I was looking through the contents of cardboard boxes we have in the loft and I found paraphernalia I haven’t looked at for nearly fifty years.  They are lecture notes and other stuff I accumulated in my time as a student at Durham.

I had a wonderful time at Durham and enjoyed every day of the three years I was there.  I made lifelong friends with about 15 people, many of whom, Covid permitting, will be meeting at a reunion we are hoping to have at a hotel in Cheltenham in September.

But, there was a period of about three weeks when a certain lecturer made my life relatively difficult.  It ended when he finally accepted that I was not the student that had caused him some difficulty or other.  I never really found out or understood what he suspected me of doing.

I must have been really pissed off with him because I found something in a box that I intended to send to him, anonymously, to cause him some discomfort.

I never sent it because he apologised to me for thinking that I had done such a thing.  When I asked, “What thing?” he looked embarrassed and walked away.  We never spoke again.  As he taught me one of the subsidiary subjects I studied went to, I never had the need to communicate with the man again.

It is this crossword.  The clues are fairly simple because I wanted him to solve it.  If he were unable to solve it, he would never read the message it contained and I’d have wasted a whole Sunday when I could have been in The Buffalo Head.

This is it.  You must only solve it if you don’t mind seeing the very nasty message it holds.

Across

Down

8   Make better or satisfy (7)

9   Fibre in the body; courage (5)

10 Round a spool in a radio cassette (5,4)

11 A fish (3)

12 The tide ______ and flowed (5)

14 More smoky (7)

16 They are fired from a gun (7)

18 He picks premium bonds (5)

20 A child’s plaything (3)

21 Dug a hole (9)

23 A smell (5)

24 Appears; becomes apparent (7)


1 The front of a building (6)

2 Second hand (4)

3 The whole kit and  ______ (8)

4 Greek meat dish (5)

5 On a single occasion (4)

6 Not a whole number (8)

7 Tributary stream; provides food (6)

13 Extravagant fuss (8)

15 General appraisal (8)

16 Treacherously give information (6)

17 It must be kept from people (6)

19 First born of siblings (6)

21 Jacob & Rebecca's eldest son (4)

22 Roman garment (4)

 

Looking back on it I’m quite embarrassed.  Compiling a crossword as a means of assault is a pretty nerdy thing to do.  Mind you, I don’t think anyone would have called me a nerd in 1968.  I don’t remember hearing it until the 80s.

Nowadays, someone being victimised by a lecturer would shriek out that they were deeply offended in some way and try to get him removed. 

I'm no IT expert but as you won't be able to fill it in online, I think that if you want to solve it and read the message, you must print it out and then use pen or pencil.  

Remember them?

Someone has emailed me to say that one of the answers couldn’t have been written in 1969 because it didn’t exist then.  He’s right

Last week, when I took the crossword out of the cardboard box where it had lain for the past 53 years, one corner was unfinished.  I needed an answer that fitted A _ D _ O _ A _ E.   In 1968, I couldn’t think of a word then, but I can now.

Monday, January 9, 2017

134. Call me Turing

Now that I am retired, weekends don’t mean as much to me as they once did.  I don’t have good or bad weekends.  If I meet someone who asks, “Have a good weekend?” I have to pause, think what day it is and then work out how long ago the weekend was before giving an answer which is always, “Pretty good, thanks.”  I don’t have bad weekends - until last weekend.
Before I relate the horrors that made last Saturday so bad, it is important that you know a little about OFSTED school inspections.  When observing a lesson, an inspector has to be satisfied that the material is pitched at the right level.  Remember that.
At nine o’clock on Saturday morning, I opened this email from Dave Kerr.  Dave and I were at Durham University together and we’ve been friends for more than fifty years. 
Terry.
Perhaps you will be able to solve this for me.  It’s been given to my grandson as a homework task.
GRAMIL, GRAMIL, EDDCHA ALEHIG, CLITHO, PERMAN - who comes next?
I’ve no idea where to begin, or possibly, no inclination to do so.
Hope you are well,
Dave
I got a coffee and went to my thinking chair to do some serious thinking.
The letter ‘A’ appeared most often but just four times and there were only 17 different letters anyway.  So, it probably wasn’t a letter substitution puzzle.
Some features struck me:
1. “Who comes next?”  They were names and so I was searching for a name list. 
2. GRAMIL appeared twice at the start. 
3. EDDCHA CLITHO was not separated by a comma and so it was possibly someone’s first and last name, or two people who are always said together and would be familiar to children, like Ant and Dec.
4. Each group was six letters but it was very unlikely that five different names are all exactly six letters long.
It was a puzzle for young children and so Caroline suggested I tried to think like a 10-year-old.  She told me I was good at that. 
I sent the puzzle to my daughter, Lucy, who is the mother of William, my 8-year-old grandson.  Maybe he could do it.
Monarchs?  Perhaps it had been asked by a history teacher and they are a list of regnal names.  Maybe EDDCHA ALEHIG was “William and Mary”.  If they were preceded by two monarchs with the same name like ‘George’ or ‘Henry’, I would have cracked it.   I went to Google. They weren’t.
Nursery rhymes?  Maybe GRAMIL, GRAMIL was “Baa, baa” and EDDCHA ALEHIG is “black-sheep” but that meant that the unknown word in the sequence was “any”.  How would I code “any” into six letters and anyway, I was looking for a name.
If it were “twinkle, twinkle little-star”. The missing word is ‘wonder’ but it can’t be.  Come on Terry!  Think like a ten-year-old.
I put ‘GRAMIL’ into Google.  It is Spanish for “gauge” but none of the other words produced anything.
Then, I thought I had it:  PUGH, PUGH, BARNEY McGREW, CUTHBERT, DIBBLE ….  GRUB.  It had to be the roll call of the firemen in Trumpton.
It must be, but how do I put GRUB into a six-letter code format?  Now that I was sure I had the answer, I spent most of the afternoon trying to work that out. 
Caroline tried to throw a spanner in the works.  “How would a ten-year-old kid in 2017 know about Trumpton, a programme that was shown 50 years ago?”
I rang William to test that by asking him to complete the sequence. 
“Grub,” he said without hesitation.
“How do you know that?” I asked, astonished.
“You gave me the Trumpton DVD for my birthday.”
“Yes, of course we did.  I remember now,” I lied.
Lucy took the phone.  “Could ‘GRA’ be Graham?” she asked me.  
“I doubt it,” I said, realising that she was probably on to something.
When I was at school, one of the teachers always called me “Terton” which was the first three letters of my first name and the last three letters of my surname.
Could it be ‘Graham Emil’ or ‘Graham Tamil' perhaps?  Unlikely.
But if ‘MIL’ were the first three letters of the surname, there were many possibilities: Milner, Miller, Milburn, Miles etc.
How about the others?  ALE could be the start of ‘Alec’, ‘Alexander’, 'Aled' or ‘Alexis’.  Then, at last it became clear - ALEHIG was Alex Higgins, the snooker player.  CLIFTHO was Cliff Thorburn another snooker player and I soon had them all - except for GRAMIL.
I put ‘Graham Miller’ into Google.  Please let him be a snooker player.  He wasn’t but Graham Miles was.  Cracked it!
So, the sequence was: Graham Miles, Graham Miles, Eddie Charlton, Alex Higgins, Cliff Thorburn, Perrie Mans.  But who comes next? 
The fact that Graham Miles appeared twice at the start should have helped but didn’t.  The only thing I could find that Graham Miles had done twice, was to win the television programme “Pot Black” two years running in 1974 and ’75.  In 1976 it was won by John Spencer and so it was not a sequence of those winners.
Eventually, thanks again to Google, I found the answer to the sequence: these snooker players were the runners-up (not even the winners) in the Snooker World Championship from 1974 until 1978.  The runner-up in 1979 was Denis Taylor and so the next name in the list in DENTAY.
Dave’s grandson and his classmates will have had the same chance of getting the answer to that question as I and other colleagues had of working out the answer in a game of Botticelli some forty years ago.
In Botticelli, one person thinks of a famous character (real or fictional) and then answers up to 20 yes/no questions to allow the other players to guess the identity.
There were about twenty of us - ten teachers and partners.  It was the turn of Boring Carol’s boyfriend to think of a character (She was known as Boring Carol to distinguish her from another Carol on the staff who was certainly not boring.)
After five questions, we had established that the character was a footballer.  After 10 questions, we knew he played for a club outside and south of London.
After 20 questions, BC’s boyfriend had won a point for his team and he had to tell us the answer:  Jim Someone Or Other, Exeter City’s reserve goalkeeper!  I haven’t played Botticelli since.
The more I think about Dave’s question, the angrier I become with the absolute twat who gave it to a group of primary school children.
To solve it, certain steps had to be taken:
1. To understand the format of the code - first three letters of the first name followed by the first three letters of the last name.
2. To identify at least two of the names correctly.
3. To appreciate the link between those names.
3. To identify the other names.
4. To isolate a unique connection between those names in the order they appear.
5. To discover the next name in the sequence.
6. To transform that name into the code.
How ridiculous was it to give this puzzle to schoolchildren today?  Those snooker players were all in their prime more than forty years ago and three of the five in the list are dead.  The teacher is a twat.
Unless I am very wrong (which I never am), the question was mistakenly composed and set out: 
1. Why GRAMIL, GRAMIL at the start when Graham Miles only lost in the final once.
2. Why no comma after EDDCHA?  For about four hours I was looking for a two-word name, hence, "PUGH, PUGH, BARNEY MCGREW ….
I suspect that this question originated in a pub quiz in about 1980 as a specialist round on “Snooker” and then some idiot has given it to a group of kids in 2017.
In the opinion of One Who Knows, that teacher is an ABSOLUTE TWAT.

Monday, May 14, 2012

77. One Two Three........


I have a mental disorder.  You may have suspected it for some time but last Saturday, Caroline confirmed it for me and even went as far as to tell me what it is.  Apparently I suffer from arithmomania.
Unwilling to take her word for it, I looked it up.  It seems that she thinks that I have a “morbid compulsion to count”.  “Morbid” seems a bit strong though.  It means an abnormal and unhealthy interest in something.  
Counting isn’t unhealthy.  It can be fun.  But Caroline may be right.  Suddenly much of my life makes more sense than it did. 
When I was thirteen I found a game to play that made car journeys and even just walking down the street, much more interesting.
In Corton Road, around the corner from where we lived in Lowestoft, was a parked car.  Its registration number was ERH 1. One day, just after I had cycled past it on my way to the beach, I was overtaken by DEX 2.  From that moment I was on the lookout for a ‘3’ and then, once I had seen that, a ‘4’.  
These numbers had to be seen in the right order and it was extremely frustrating for example to see a 145 when I needed 144.
Five years later when I left school to go to Durham University, I was on 768.  University life was too distracting and I eventually stopped somewhere in the 790s.  Anyway, I had lost heart a year earlier when my father had got rid of his car with the plate WMJ 905.  Despite my pleading with him to hang on to it for a bit longer, he sold it.
I played cricket for more than 40 years and during many of those games I fielded at slip.  Between overs, I had to walk the 22 yards between the two sets of stumps and I eventually learnt to automatically lengthen my stride so that I covered those 22 yards in 22 paces.  Obviously, as I made those 22 paces I counted them in my head every time and that could have been as many as 65 times a game.
Did you know that in Tesco stores the wine, beers and spirits are kept as far from the door as is possible in order to make it difficult for shoplifters?  I was told this while having a conversation with a manager in the nearest Tesco to us which is so huge that I think that it possibly covers at least two different postcodes.  When I told him that it took me 243 steps to get to the non-alcoholic lager section, he looked at me with some surprise. 
“You count them?”
“Of course.”
I had to go to Guys Hospital a number of times last year.  I discovered that if I went from Winchmore Hill to London Bridge station via Highbury, I had to climb 128 steps on the stairways, whereas if I changed at Moorgate I only had to climb 97 and so that was the route I took even though it was longer.
Last December, Caroline and I were with friends in their house.  During the evening, their daughter Skyped them from America where she is studying at university.  I couldn’t avoid listening to the entire conversation.
“How are you?” her Dad asked.
“I’m like so stressed at the moment. Like everything’s happening like all at once.”
I listened in awe as she used the word “like” 32 times in an 8 minute 25 second conversation during which her father had spoken for almost half the time.  That number includes the one time that she used the word correctly when she said, “It’s yellow but not like a taxi.”
If you have read Amazingl“ posted on October last year you will know that for several weeks I was hooked on counting the number of times that the four judges on The X Factor used the word “amazing” in their descriptions of the acts.  I would record the show and then fast forward through the music and only listen to the comments.  It seemed very important at the time.
Caroline made her accusatory statement when I told her on Saturday evening that I had seen Jessica Ennis’s navel for the 500th time since August 2009.  I first became aware of it on August 15th 2009 at the World Athletics Championships held in Berlin.
I became interested when the cameraman made it the focus of attention for a few seconds by filling the entire television screen with her abdomen.  Earlier that day, I had seen a photograph of Jessica Ennis and her navel in The Times in a preview of the Games.  So that made it two in one day and counting!
The rules I set myself were strict.  I never sought sightings.  Looking for them on Google would not be not allowed.  The next day, even though she featured in many TV shots over several hours, I only allowed myself to count them all as one sighting but I made several more from photographs in the newspaper and on the BBC website.  Last Saturday morning the total stood at 499.
I was looking at the ‘Weekend’ section of The Times on Saturday - not the most obvious place for a navel seeker - when I turned to page 8 and there it was: a huge photograph of Ms Ennis and her navel accompanying an article on diet.
I had initially set myself a target of 1000 but that seems unlikely to be achieved now and so I am stopping at 500.
What shall I count next?